Boy, do I live in Oklahoma, or what?

1. You know the difference between the city of Durant and the city of Doo-rant.
2. It doesn't seem odd to see the term "Chicken-Fried Chicken" on a menu.
3. You have used the phrase "fixin' to" during the last twelve months.
4. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
5. You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
6. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
7. It doesn't seem peculiar if your spouse says, "I'm going in to town for something," and you live in town.
8. You can probably pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, and Okemah.
9. You can remember the last twelve times a state legislator seriously introduced a bill involving castration and he didn't mean farm animals.
10. Until recently, you thought the "Cotton-Eye Joe" was the national anthem.
11. You don't turn the news on until twenty minutes past the hour becasue that's the only thing you care about anyway.
12. You know exactly what calf fries are and you eat them anyway.
13. When someone refers to the current season, you have no idea if they mean spring, summer, fall, winter, or football.
14. You can recall hot summers by the year they happened better than you can remember your mother's birthday.
15. "Howdy" seems to be a normal way of greeting another adult, with no irony intended.
16. Your first sexual experience was not in a car, but that's only because all you had was a truck.
17. It bothers you not one iota to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
18. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four- way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
19. You know in which state "Miam-uh is and in which state "Miam-ee" is.
20. You have contemplated your last meal if the warden were to ask and it would be gravy.



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